by Miles Kendall
One of the things I have noticed about this town is that there are a lot of obese elderly citizens thundering down the street in hover-rounds.
It seems they take their immobility carts and bully the sidewalks while also trying to race cars like some insane derby.
The invalid four wheelers seem harmless enough but I worry that their overconfidence may lead to a drunk yuppie being pummeled.
It is not the pummeling of the drunk yuppie that worries me so much. What really has me concerned is now we are going to have disabled drunk yuppies confined to hover-rounds.
God help us all.